Weenie on a white background

Megan came to town a few weekends ago to go camping...Friday we decided to go down to the peninsula to rollerblade/bike. My sister, megan and I were on the trail, moving along nicely when this weirdo in just mesh basketball shorts coming the other direction checks behind him, makes eye contact, and whips out his giant penis and just keeps walking on by like nothing happened. This comes not five minutes after the 3 of us were discussing how Erie is like the weirdest place on Earth. The strangest things happen here..its like some alternate universe. For example, after sunset last week I saw some woman walking her dog. Normal, yes? What was NOT normal however was the cave exploring head lamp she was using to walk her streetlight ridden neighborhood. Last summer I watched 4 men in FULL Knight gear practicing sword fighting in frontier park. I rest my case: Erie = weirdest place on earth. Now back to the weenie. So we laugh about it and then think, there are children and families around here. If he is flashing us, what else is he doing? Should we tell someone? So the police barracks are like half a mile down the trail. Theres an officer outside when we ride by so we tell him that we dont know if its a big deal but this is what happened. They all freak out saying theyve been looking for the dude ALL DAY. There have been "flasher sightings" all day and they think its this guy. So i climb in the police SUV in my rollerblades and ride literally ON that trail, in an SUV...rolling up behind trail users...and we eventually find the guy, whatever. Interesting day at Presque Isle and another story to add to the weirdest place on earth.