1. Baleadas are delicious. (GOOGLE it.)
2. It's ok to drive 100 miles an hour on windy roads without your seat belt and with a load full of people in the bed of the truck...some of them standing up.
3. Hitch hiking is always an option.
4. If you call your fat girlfriend "Gorda", it's a term of endearment.
5. There is no such thing as a "Brewery" and offering a Honduran a flavored beer with likely turn their worlds upside down.
6. You should carry an unregistered gun, in addition to your registered gun, you know, in case you have to kill anyone...
7. Do not go to club openings if you know a gangster owns the place. And if you do go, make sure you have your ID (story to come later).
8. Do not get in the shower without checking for roaches and jumping spiders.
9. When living on the coast, anything you put on no matter how "light" the fabric may seem, is going to make you sweat. Profusely. And its likely, all day long.
10. Don't find it weird when your driver/passenger rolls down the window and nonchalantly tosses out any garbage they might have.
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