January 22nd is the birthday of my favorite person in the world...my Gram Vitelli. I think all her grandchildren agree that without her our childhoods would have been a lot different.
A few rules to life we have learned thanks to Gram:
10. When COPS comes on, its quiet time...wherever you are.
9. Cream cheese balls covered in m&ms are a staple for any party or gathering...no matter how big or small
8. LayZ BOy chairs are the only appropriate forms of furniture...if possible, stock arm compartment with Yanni CDs.
7. When something breaks, dont use duck tape. Use underwear bands. Always.
6. Confusion over pick up time of ones grandmother signifies nothing other than she is a piece of meat.
5. The strings in chicken wings ARE actually rubber bands.
4. Blankets should be used for making big, big piles and couches should be used to jump off of onto said pile of blankets.
3. Long sleeves were invented to stuff tissues into when you are not using them.
2. Sun light is the best shampoo money can buy.
1. There is nothing in the world a day at the beach and an order of Saras curly fries with cheese wont fix.
And a bonus rule...
-A wooden spoon can send anyone running to the back room.
Happy Birthday LEV. Thinking of you and missing you always. <3
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