Monday Night Madness....#2

After the last week, there was no way we werent taking our chances at the sausage fest the next Monday! So there we sat, pretty much lurking in the weeds like a lion ready to pounce on our favorite table...waiting for 4 old dudes to remove themselves from the premises. 6 quarters down and finally, the table!! So the whole night this oddly shaped, gray haired guy with the nose of a boxer who had taken a few too many shots to the face seems to be perpetually in my line of sight. There he is, bouncin around like a firefly always seeming to find himself catching my gaze. Totally weird. So I keep thinking wtf? This guy is going to think Im flirting with him?! Surely enough he comes over and says "can I get you a free drink" as he leans down and attempts to pick something up off the floor underneath our table?! He stands up, all 3 of us looking at him in bewilderment and says oh sorry, i thought that was a quarter on the floor. Im like wow thanks for risking blowing out your back to pick a QUARTER off the floor to buy us a drink. Thanks, really. So not 10 mins later he asks us to take a pic of us and his friends (all like tiny and in abercrombie and dwarfed in comparison to our new friend). Then he asks all kinds of questions about whether we think its a good picture or not. Here he stands, intense beer gut dramatically outlined in a skin tight lime green fraternity shirt...asking us if he looks good. Unreal. So when he gets a hint he leaves and quickly does a loop that leads him right back to where else, our table! He jams his face in the middle of our table and way too excitedly says, "what are you drinkin ladies! that looks good, whats that!?" Really sir? Really....I cant even explain how blunt and rude I had to be to get him to get the hint that it was not going to happen with any of us that night. Painful.

Then we end up going to Calamaris and had some seriously intense sassing with one of the feistiest boys ive ever met. For real. Love it...buttttttttttt no boys for now. Not with adventure lurking. Plus it'd be way cooler to find some exotic dude with beach hair and an accent ;) Ill keep ya posted.